February 2012
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do you ever just scroll though your facebook news feed and wonder how on earth you managed to end up knowing every single person in the world who uses the word swag?
In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
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when people say “you’re beautiful”, i think one of two things:
you’re my friend so you have to say that. i mean it would be awkward if you were like “lol yeah actually you’re really fucking ugly”.
or
you’re a stranger on the internet who has clearly never seen what i look like.
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
do you ever feel like people just forget you exist
farisbueller:
felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
Ingredients to a Josh Hutcherson Interview
peetatoast:
I am from Kentucky
I am just like Peeta
Cave scene
Jennifer Lawrence is great
I love the outdoors
Cave scene
I am from Kentucky
i just get really depressed when people get accepted to programs i applied to before me, and i know they try less.
i should probably write my personal statement of experience for queens. but like i really don’t want to. but i kind of have to in order to get accepted. blaaaaaaaahh why do universities need to make us write stuff? most of them don’t.
me: i'm cold
guys: shut up and stop complaining
pretty girl: i'm cold
guys: here take my jacket you beautiful little thing let's cuddle to transfer some heat to your precious little body so you don't get frostbite oh dear lord let this child be warm
i’m going to sound like a completely horrible human being but whatever, i don’t care. i despise people who feel the need to share their entire fucking life story on the internet. like to be completely honest, i don’t know you, so i don’t give a fuck that you were suicidal and had an eating disorder. if you were my friend, it would be completely different. but stop looking...
someone is ghost noting so if you liked/replied or whatever to my read more post about my super shitty day then i apologize but i have no clue who you are.
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today goes down as one of the worst days ever
so basically i was sick yesterday but i had a shit load of stuff due today (english essay, world issues ISU proposal, world issues test, data assignment, and earth & space assignment. so i went to school feeling like absolute crap and in data it was literally impossible for me to take the note because my brain was not sending the correct signals...
fagjars:
i actually have a good number of followers but everyone ignores me so it feels like i actually have 4
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omg there is a Tom Buchanan on survivor (season 8) asdfghjkl that makes me happy.
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did you guys know that they had razors you actually had to put individual razor blades into? omg i would have been so lazy and just never shaved.